if you seriously cannot tell the different between “i hate the group that i am oppressing” and “i hate the group that is oppressing me” you need to sit down and shut up
"i hate trans people" is not the same as "i hate cis people"
"i hate a group of people so i’m going to kill, rape, judge, and oppress them" is not the same as "wow, i hate the group that continues to kill, rape, judge, and oppress me and people like me"
@pawkette sent me this on twitter. The fake game titles are particularly entertaining.
Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this:
Feminists won’t be happy until anyone who disagrees with them can be arrested within law.
Brohaim McPony hunched over his television and drew the microphone on his gaming headset so close to his lips he could taste Cheetos crumbs from the night before. His golden moment had presented itself, the pinnacle of his comedic career: a female entered his Call of Duty lobby.
A moment like this didn’t come often. Brohaim felt himself swelling up, struggling to find the right words. His throat tightened. If he didn’t speak soon, another player would notice the feminine avatar first. If that happened, his rape jokes and vulgarities would only be part of a larger storm. Brohaim would be forgotten.
Sandwich jokes were timeless, of course, but he had used that crutch the last seven times a female had the audacity to invade his sphere of entertainment. No. Brohaim only had one option.
He spoke bravely: “Hey, ‘Blackopslover’, you know what else you’d love? My dick. You should get over here and try it out.”
"Hey," a girl’s voice spoke back. "You should go fuck yourself."
Success! Brohaim could feel himself glowing. He laughed into his microphone. “What? Are you some kind of fuckin’ feminist or something? This is a man’s game.”
Silence in the lobby. Why wasn’t anyone laughing?
"Uh," a deep voice emerges. "You probably shouldn’t have said that, dudebro."
Brohaim gritted his teeth. If he was a cartoon, smoke would be coming through his ears. “Why not, huh? You some kind of mangina or something?”
Before he could get a response, the power in Brohaim’s room snapped off. His television and all of his lights suffered a swift execution. What was happening?
A pounding started as Brohaim’s door. It sounded like someone was slamming a hammer against the wooden frame of his room. It opened without resistance.
Three police officers entered the room. Brohaim noted that they were all females.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.
"Mr. Pony," said one of the officers. "You’re under arrest for your criticism of feminism."
"You can’t do that! What about my freedom of speech?"
The officers all laughed heartily. The leader wiped a tear from her eye. “You didn’t know? When feminists took over congress, we eliminated the constitution for not being feminist enough. You’re going to jail. You’ll have your neck-beard shaved off and be brainwashed to our point of view. Womyn, take him away.”
The officers cuffed Brohaim and led him downstairs. His father was there.
"Brohaim, son." his father teared up and approached his son. "Don’t let them make you forget who you are."
"But how can I stop them?"
"You can, damn it. I know you can!" Brohaim’s father raised his hands and placed a fedora on his head. "You’ll get through this quickly, son. I’ll pray to Carl Sagan for you."
Thus, Brohaim was taken away and brainwashed. The struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Sister.
THIS EXACTLY THIS.
I want to hand this out like a fucking flier
I’m not a misandrist but what is the problem with men? All I said was “You’re pretty smart for a boy.” I complimented him and he just flipped out on me.
have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?
I noticed that.
have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down
I’m not a misandrist I have man friends and sometimes I even read books by men I’m very open minded
well that escalated perfectly
the best Sleeping Beauty
Like when women hate men it’s frustrating at worst, maybe it hurts someone’s feelings, but when men hate women they are shamed, abused, patronized, demeaned, objectified, raped, and murdered, ya feel me, so even if I WAS a raging misandrist like worst case scenario I’d be a bummer at parties, meanwhile a girl somewhere literally can’t leave her house because it’s dark outside.