Somebody told a real life woman that her skin was too brown to play an imaginary creature. That basically in the whole fictional world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, where you have dragons and trolls and talking trees, where you draw the line, where imagination is capped out, no more room, is for a brown hobbit.
Like firery eyeball thing, no problem but don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. That shit will blow your mind."
EVERYONE BE JEALOUS
“Sexually Liberated Hobbits” Rebloggable by request.
Thats fucking it. I hate Martin Freeman fans. They are ruining the Hobbit for all the true fans. Fuck i want to punch who ever drew this.
do you need a glass of warm milk and a stepladder to reach the point thats way over ur head
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE
A BAD NAME
I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.
My mom and I read it together when I was a little bitty girl. The Hobbit will always have a special place in my heart.
My dad read it to me and my sister even before we could understand what he was saying. It’s one of my favourite books :)