My Portal Cake
HOLY MOTHER OF SAGAN
Chell’s an average test subject
Who never gets a break
She tests and tests and tests for just a
Whiff of tasty cake.
Years and years in cryosleep
Had left her rather dim
But a chipper little core came knocking on her door
And when she left with him
She found the OddPortals
(Gel and cubes!)
Door hack, tin shack, bird attack, “She’s back!”
lemonade, core brigade, faith plate, Chell betrayed
Turrets broke, tricky bloke, Johnson croaked, no joke!
She’ll find a way to save the day
With Fairly OddPortals!
CRYING FROM HAPPINESS.
I love the internet.
No wonder these cakes cost hundreds of dollars.
i fucking lost it at the water beads
jesus fucking fuck
are you shitting me with this
BLAST THEIR SKILL
Lol at the dramatically epic music.
at some point in my life I will take a cake decorating class. and then shit will get REAL.
This is riveting!
My sister makes cakes, so the whole time I was like “Well that’s not as impressive as the music would suggest…”
Also, that cake’s kind of ugly
I’m a bad person and I’m going to stop being mean to other people’s cakes.
I will leave you with some of my sister’s work, though:
That cake was pretty ugly. Like an 80’s sweet 16 cake that the decorator decorated while on coke.
That cake went from being a pretty field of flowers to being an overgrown trash heap of icing.
Also you all need to go to www.cakewrecks.com always k thanks