I need masculism because I tried to play Mass Effect and it gave me the option of being a FEMALE CHARACTER who ISN’T a bare-titted jiggly-butted super-hot fantasy for ME, the MALE gamer! And they actually let her pilot the ship and shoot things! What is this galaxy coming to?!?!?!?!
Bioware is the company who made a canon bisexual woman only available for male shepards
Bioware is the company that had a fucking beauty contest for me3’s default femshep’s appearance
Bioware is the company that made Femshep’s unable to call Kaidan out on his shit if she romanced someone else in ME2 & he tried to pull the whole “cheated” line while Maleshep’s could instantly shut down Ashley in the same scene
Bioware is the company that made a race of sexy, blue aliens and then proceeded to slut shame them & toss any agency or respectfullness that a long-lived species could have had out the window for the male dudebro’s titillation
Bioware is the company that created a genetically engineered “perfect” woman and then had every character in the game call her bitch, slut and every name in between.
Bioware is the company that made zero mention of there even being a female Shepard until the last game of the series
Bioware is the company that made it so that FemShep was the only Shepard that had an LI die on her no matter what they did in the previous games.
Bioware is also the company that made it so one of of FemShep’s LI’s cheated on her and got another woman pregnant and then had that LI come back later and say they were going to name the baby after her & Shepard had to be totally fine with it.
Don’t you fucking dare reblog something from me about the underrepresentation & mistreatment of women in Bioware games and tell me how ” they are all for what you want” when this shit is not what I want in my video games.
I love a good ass as much as the next person, but this falls under every definition of “objectification” there is. *Sigh* And all the comments are about how funny this is. Dismembered female body parts to fap to are just so funny aren’t they?
This just makes me want to cry. Or facepalm. Or throw up. I don’t know. I am just SO. FUCKING. SICK. of this fucking constant, CONSTANT objectification and sexualization of every single goddamn female character. These women are fucking SOLDIERS. KBFKAJKFNJA I can’t even express my thoughts on this right now, I am just so pissed off)
The ONLY (and I mean ONLY) reason Tali (right) is not bikini-fied is because her race has to wear an enviro-suit otherwise they’d DIE, however the artist still made it camel-toe-skintight.
(apologies for lack of source, I just found it on the Commander Jane Shepard facebook page)
(also this is not intended to be in the slut-shaming vibe, please don’t interpret it as such)
I want to get involved in this thing that everyone is doing and it seemed like fun, so…
For anyone who reblogs this, I’ll draw either an Asari, Salarian, Quarian or Turian for you! I’ll be doing it by looking at your blog’s scheme/visible personality, but if you’re not into that just specify what gender/species you’d like and I’ll do that.
I’ll do this for everyone, even if it gets to an outrageous number. I love drawing Mass Effect aliens!
Cutoff is December 10th, 12pm MST!
Comic strip! …with each frame on it’s own, because tumblr kills quality.
Well… my thoughts while playing the first part of the Mass Effect games. Haha, oh sorry, this is so dumb. But it’s been a long time since I really liked something as much as this, and when I like something, I make fun of it u_u So if I won’t get discouraged there will be more dumb stuff like this.
If you’d like to avoid it, put the #En’s dumb Mass Effect shit. tag on your blacklist or sth.
This is so brilliant <3
Yes, that’s right, I meant to type “ass insect”. -_-
art by thefenrir
I’m quitting life to become a burrito, bbl
GPOY after finishing Mass Effect 3.
Ok I was so disappointed when this scene happened in Mass Effect 2. Because it is totally out of character for Liara to be like this. This is just not Liara. In ME3 I feel she returned to her normal, lovely, shy self, but here it felt like Bioware just completely fucked up her character.
Edit: She’s also on Tumblr. She literally submitted a photo of her as FemShep just moments before I published these. I saw the little notification pop up and decided to look at it AFTER I posted this. Ha! :)
“Bite me Garrus. Better yet, bite her. Probably how she likes it.”