• US Government: So we heard you needed our help?
  • Africa/The Middle East: No, we're fine.
  • US Government: No, we really think you need our help.
  • Africa/The Middle East: Fuck off, we're fine!
  • US Government: Ah, they're hostile! They hate our way of life! We have to stop them!
  • Africa/The Middle East: EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL YOU GOT INVOLVED WHERE YOU'RE NOT WANTED.
  • US Government: TERRORISTS! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ALL OF US! WE NEED TO INVADE!