Just a reminder to women that cellulite isn’t this evil thing that only ‘fat’ people have. Most women, including well known celebrities have cellulite. The term cellulite was started in the 1960’s in a Vogue magazine. Its nothing more than the body storing fat, which practically every person has to some degree. Don’t be ashamed of something that’s normal!
Thank you for this post.
I really needed this. Bless you.
Did you know that men also get cellulite and the only difference is that because they have thicker skin it’s harder to see? So basically the demonizing of visible cellulite is strictly a way of policing women’s body.
I appreciate the point of this post to say that everyone has cellulite and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, but I was surprised that no one pointed out how gross it is that magazines freaking zoom in and highlight when female celebrities have it, as if to make some shocking point. “oh my god yuck angelina jolie has cellulite she’s not as hot as you thought she was”. Of course women* are going to be ashamed of cellulite if the media keeps making such a huge fucking deal about it.
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I hate the majority of magazines targeted at women.
Truth. If one of these is on the train and I flick through it, I end up feeling terrible and have to go and read something very feminist to make myself feel better.
[Image description: A convincing rip-off of a Cosmo magazine cover. The background is lavender and Christina Hendricks from “Med Men,” a buxom white woman with red hair, blue eyes, and a slightly quirky smile, is on the cover. Behind her head, the title of the magazine, “Overanalyzing.” All around her are magazine-style headings. In a purple circle: The shame and guilt issue.
Sex again? What are you an alley cat?
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In big letters: NAKED We’re required to put the word NAKED on the cover.
Do cupcakes make good boyfriends?
Gaze upon the epic prow of Christina Hendricks: The woman your boyfriend masturbates to.
Sexy touch: Tickle his prostate with an egg-beater
PLUS: Death stalks you. The Sexiest sex to sex after sex.
In big letters: SEX: No joke, you need it so badly you’d blow a baboon
“I had to pay for my own drink”: One woman’s horror story.
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Are you talking about having kids one day enough?
Tone your butt until you’re hott enough to be offended when guys appreciate it.
In huge letters: SEX: You’re doing it wrong, dammit!
…. “Kinky sex: put your nipples on his balls”… WHAT? That’s not kinky, that’s just weird.
… Also, did they seriously just advocate the idea that someone’s vagina could be ugly?
… That, and what is wrong with having a large ass?
Um… this magazine cover is a spoof/parody/piss-take. It’s MEANT to sound offensive and ridiculous. :) It’s taking the piss out of those awful rags they call ‘women’s magazines’.
I can’t stand women’s magazines. My boyfriend always heads to the magazine section first when we go to bookshops, and at first I was like, “WHHYYYYYY, magazines suck” but then I realized that the magazines for teenage boys actually ARE cool and relevant. But when I look at the mags aimed at my demographic, I see celebrities, trash, weight loss, makeup, plastic surgery, tips on getting hot guys, soft core porn, more makeup, more celebs, the fucking Kardashians, Justin Bieber, makeup again…and above all, PHOTOSHOP. Airbrushed skin, huge tits, elongated necks, puffed up lips…..
I’m just so sick of it.